Fuzzy dice, rosaries, beads and all that other stuff you see dangling from rear-view mirror posts while you’re motoring around town (or maybe from your own if you’re into ornaments) are once again fair game for a police stop in Michigan, thanks to the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals.
What are you talking about? Never knew that pair of laced-together baby shoes could get me in trouble in the first place.
Well, maybe yes and maybe no.
MCL 257.709(1)(c) has been on the books for years. It says:
A person shall not drive a motor vehicle with any of the following … [a] dangling ornament or other suspended object that obstructs the vision of the driver of the vehicle, except as authorized by law.
The Sixth Circuit, in its Dec. 19 ruling in United States v. Davis, said the law gave the cops too much leeway to determine whether, in Davis’ case, a four-inch tall Tweety Bird air freshener obstructed his vision:
This law does not ban all dangling objects; rather, it bans only ornaments that “obstruct the vision of the driver of the vehicle.” Yet the statute does not specify to what degree the driver’s vision must be obstructed or for how long. This leaves an undefined category of dangling ornaments that arguably violate the statute – one that could be very large depending upon how individual law enforcement officials interpret it – because the statute itself provides no additional guidance to govern enforcement. This is problematic for two reasons. First, the breadth of discretion it delegates to law enforcement: legislatures have a constitutional duty to set out “minimum guidelines to govern law enforcement,” Kolender v. Lawson, 461 U.S. 352, 358 (1983), but here no such neutral, objective standards are set forth. Second, the discretion delegated to law enforcement by this statute has a potentially far-reaching application in practice.
It sure did in Davis’ case. Westland cops stopped Davis around 2 a.m. after spotting his air freshener. Davis couldn’t produce a driver’s license. One thing led to another, and before long, the prosecutor and defense counsel were arguing whether the guns, drugs and open pint of cognac found in Davis’ vehicle were admissible evidence.
The Sixth Circuit had little trouble concluding that all the contraband was admissible under the good faith exception to the exclusionary rule. But the court ruled that the statute itself was unconstitutional:
Objects hung from rearview mirrors are legal in Michigan and are indeed quite common. Many vehicles on the road today have something hanging from the rearview mirror, whether it be an air freshener, a parking pass, fuzzy dice, or a rosary. And many organizations, both public and private, either encourage or require their use. Because of this, many vehicles on the road may violate the obstruction law, but the statute itself provides no guidance either to motorists or police as to which ones do. It is simply up to the officer on the street to decide. We believe that the Constitution requires more of Michigan’s legislature.
Happy days for everyone with a graduation mortarboard tassel suspended from the rearview mirror.
But wait! Not quite two weeks later, on Dec. 31, the Sixth Circuit changed its mind and withdrew the opinion.
How come?
The Associated Press talked to the court’s clerk, who said she had no idea why but ventured that a new opinion was in the works.
In the meantime, it’s once again up to the cops to decide whether you can see the road well enough with those dog tags, bridal garters, dried flowers or what have you dangling in front of the windshield.